What did you just say?

Too often in the past Oscar has excitedly repeated the slurs his Daddy can't help throwing at other drivers on the road.

Not usually a matter for hilarity but tonight on the way home as his Daddy shouted out quite loudly, Oscar yelled it out for extra effect. Thankfully Daddy's "Knobhead" comment became, "Get to bed!".

Yep we won't be correcting that one. Quite funny but not as funny as "Cock knee!" Yeah maybe I'll tell you about that one some time but I still can't tell it without wetting myself a little!

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